The week the internet ate itself. Again. Documented for posterity.
The last unmonetized day on the calendar has a hashtag, a playlist, a shopping list, and a conversion rate. You did not take Sunday off. Sunday took you.
Liquid Death and Feastables built a peanut butter cup you cannot chew, cannot choke on, and cannot be allergic to. Ten calories. Zero peanuts. Infinite implication.
they tried to reboot 2016. we went to the funeral and the birthday party.
the glaze caramelizes. the timeline caramelizes. everyone is fine.
on arbitrary clubs, invented tiers, and why belonging beats being right
