The week the internet ate itself. Again. Documented for posterity.
A bird. A mountain. 70 kilometers of existential dread. We break it all down.
The KitKat Heist of 2026, explained for people who know that Breaking Bad is the correct lens for everything.
Teens want 2012 memes back. Is this healing? Is this regression? Is this fine?
Two years of lime green chaos, explained through the lens of someone who still does not fully understand it but respects it deeply.
What it means, how to use it, why your boss should not try it.