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DAILY ABOMINATIONJuly 2026
THEY SHREDDED THE LETTUCE IN 27 STATES AND NOBODY STOPPED THEM
A parasite you cannot pronounce got into the one ingredient nobody wanted in the first place. The garnish has become the main character.
#iceberglettucerecall2026#cyclosporaoutbreak#tacobelllettuce
DAILY ABOMINATIONJune 2026
ISSUE #001
JOHNSONVILLE PUT DR PEPPER IN A SAUSAGE AND NOBODY STOPPED THEM
A real product. On shelves. Available for purchase. Right now.
#johnsonvilledrpeppersausage#weirdfoodcollabs2026#dailyabomination